The Route to Heaven

    First of all, whosoever will, make a U-turn onto the “Road of Repentance.” Then make a right onto “Believeth Blvd.”  Keep straight and go through the green light, which is “JESUS CHRIST”. From there, you must dip into “Baptism Creek.” Then go straight, and make a right turn into the “Bridge of Faith,” which is through troubled water. When you get off the bridge, make a right turn and keep straight, and then get on the “King’s Highway,” Heaven-bound. Keep going for 3 miles—1 for the Father, 1 for the Son and I for the holy Spirit. Then exit off onto “Grace Blvd.” From there, make a right turn on “Gospel Lane,” Keep straight and then make another right onto “Prayer Blvd.” As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on “Temptation Avenue.” Also avoid SIN Street, because it is a dead-end. Pass up “Envy Drive” and “Hate Avenue”; also pass up “Hypocrisy Street”, “Gossip Avenue”, and “backbiting Blvd.” But you must go down “Long suffering Lane,” “Persecution Blvd.” and “Trial & Tribulations Avenue.” From there, make a right turn onto “Mercy Drive.” Keep straight, and make another right on “Love Lane.” From there, make another right onto “Peace Street.” Keep straight and then turn right onto “Joy Avenue.” Once again, keep straight. Then you will come to the “Parking Lot of Immortality.” Turn right into the lot; it’s alright to park there. Get out of the body and junk it, and go into the building not made by hands. Sit down and talk to King Jesus; tell him all about your troubles, and dwell in his house FOREVER!                            Submitted by Dave Yonkings